Send an ask containing destinations!
Abu Dhabi ("Oh god, I’m going to have to kill the client’s cat!") - Do you have any pets?
Boston ("I’ll always remember you as a shouty man.") - What was the last thing that made you angry? Pet peeves?
Cremona ("Is it unprofessional to tell a passenger that you once made a collage of her face out of pasta shapes?") - What’s your favourite movie? Favourite actors?
Douz ("She’s adjusting his pillow! But yeah, it does look a bit strangle-y.") - Post a selfie.
Edinburgh ("I detest anyone who supports England.") - Do you play or watch any sports?
Fitton ("I’m fairly often completely happy.") - Describe something that makes you truly happy!
Gdansk ("Strudel’s terrific. Everyone likes strudel.") - Favourite dessert?
Helsinki ("I can’t help but notice you’ve filled the flight deck with orchids.") - If you could decorate a house any way you wanted, what would it look like?
Ipswich ("What are you at your best with?" "Probably crazy golf.") - What is something you can do that you’re really proud of?
Johannesburg ("No, I don’t know what…Spanish…dogs…say.") - Which language(s) can you speak?
Kuala Lumpur ("I’ll try not to be too gluten annoying.") - Any allergies?
Limerick ("It’s people who aren’t evil, but have evil-sounding names.") - Do you like your name? Why/why not? (Bonus points if you answer with a limerick.)
Molokai ("I’m a Shinto Buddhist." "And may you be a merry one.") - Are you religious? If so, what religion? What’s your favourite holiday?
Newcastle ("-because, the sexism inherent in the aviation industry is now so institutionalised that we falsely imagine it must be justified!") - Are you a feminist?
Ottery St Mary ("Gerti’s all hoovered and locked up, so, can I go to Devon?") - If you could go on a road trip anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Paris ("It wasn’t Talisker." "It was apple juice?") - Do you drink alcohol? What’s your favorite beverage?
Qikiqtarjuaq ("Polar bears - are - BRILLIANT!") - If you could be any animal, what would it be?
Rotterdam ("Yeah, perfect height. Taller than most people but not WEIRD tall.") - How tall are you?
St Petersburg ("If we’re very lucky indeed, we might be able to sell GERTI and with the money buy an ice cream van.") - Favourite CP headcanon or AU?
Timbuktu ("But that’s fraud!" "Isn’t it, though!") - When, if ever, is it justifiable to break the law?
Uskerty ("He’s got a sort of phobia about them.") - What are you scared of?
Vaduz ("And not just any old hoots, low and reverent hoots, like an owl at a jubilee.") - What are your opinions on royalty?
Wokingham ("Already-being-made tea, however it comes, in a chipped mug. Just the way you like it.") - How do you take your tea?
Xinzhou ("It’s not a proper snowball; it hasn’t got much structural integrity.") - What’s your favourite season? Favourite type of weather?
Yverdon-les-Bains ("Because flying is the perfect job, and I won’t settle for a life where I don’t get to do it!") - What’s your ideal job/occupation?